Nirvana Seekers From The Couch Gifts

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Watchdog on Holiday

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

"Why fly south?"