Treasure Seeker In Sofas Gifts

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I love Museum Shops

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'That was fun!'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Something tells me we're close!'