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"Of course I talk in my sleep it's the only chance I get."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Questions

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Worm Bed

"Papi, I heard something!"

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

Scarecrow.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

At night - snake charmer.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Exercise for the end of the day...

Candlestick at Night

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

What a lovely night breeze!