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"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

Musical Prodigy

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Writer’s Corner

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

A pen spewing letters

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Careful - it's full of lies."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Kate Atkinson