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'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

Sponge Blog

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Writer’s Corner

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

A pen spewing letters

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"We have pills for some of that."

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

Kate Atkinson

'What's taking him so long?'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

'Dear Diary, Well... I'm still looking for Mrs. Alright...'

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'