Nighttime Babbler Mugs

"Of course I talk in my sleep it's the only chance I get."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Questions

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Worm Bed

"Papi, I heard something!"

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Scarecrow.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

The End is Night

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

At night - snake charmer.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

Candlestick at Night

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"