Nighttime Beater Mugs

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Questions

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I hate open-mike night."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

"I slept funny!"

Scarecrow.

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Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Candlestick at Night

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Counting Sheep

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

Tele Condom

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Same time next month?"

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Solo

Moon wolf

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

Night Owls v. Morning People