Nighttime Beater Gifts

"The dawn of music. Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Questions

"I hate open-mike night."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

Scarecrow.

"I slept funny!"

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A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Candlestick at Night

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Counting Sheep

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Man eating 'after work mints'

Tele Condom

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

"Same time next month?"

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Reluctant jogger.

Moon wolf

Solo

Before the Dawn's Early Light