Nightclub Worker Gifts

'...And I'd like a new watch, a leather handbag, a gold necklace and a puppy!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You might have that fancy tie and vest buddy, but there's no way you're coming in without pants and with bear feet!'

Bouncer.

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Face Painting.

Dance.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Tonto Casino.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Burlyesque

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Would you like to dance?"

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'