Nightclub Worker Gifts

'...And I'd like a new watch, a leather handbag, a gold necklace and a puppy!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You might have that fancy tie and vest buddy, but there's no way you're coming in without pants and with bear feet!'

Bouncer.

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Dance.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Tonto Casino.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Burlyesque

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Club insecurity.

Chick Billiard Ball

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Would you like to dance?"