Nightclub Entertainer Gifts

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Extreme miming"

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Burlyesque

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Bouncer.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Roverdance.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!