Nightclub Entertainer Gifts

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Extreme miming"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Burlyesque

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Bouncer.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

'Is the organ grinder about?'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

Roverdance.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'