Nightclub Performer Gifts

Burlyesque

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Stripper

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Early Night Club

Dance Dance Dance.

Club insecurity.

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

A couple of birds out on the town.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'