Night-owl Strategist Pillows

Ready for your presentation? Possibly. I finished my powerpoint at 2 a.m. Would you please check it? Sure. Is this slide a hint to push up sales? Whoops! At 1 a.m. I took a break

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Stag poker"

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

"See you in the morning."

Instant human... just add coffee

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

I stayed up late last night, then got up early, but I had to take several naps today

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

Heyyy... where's mine?

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...

Winter Mornings

General's Office. He put me in charge of nocturnal operations! "The Sarge of the Night Brigade"!