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Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Stag poker"

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"See you in the morning."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Instant human... just add coffee

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

Heyyy... where's mine?

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

Winter Mornings

Home wins/Road wins

Andrew tried everything to avoid getting sacked. He tried staying in the pocket. He tried rolling out of the pocket...