Nietzsche Nerd T-Shirts

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Paul Ree

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Moby Dick

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"