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Friedrich Nietzsche

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Sue the Author 3PM

Paul Ree

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Treasure Island Book.

Moby Dick

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."