Nietzsche Nerd Prints

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Paul Ree

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Jack London

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter