Nobel Nerd T-Shirts

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Ascent of Machine.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

WiFi Signals

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Jack London

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fear of news.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Vaccine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'