Nickname Crafters Gifts

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Blog Breakdown

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

The Remote Olympics

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Politics has divided everything."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Crocheting during lockdown

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Pandemic Orphans

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Sheep Knitting.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Web Stockings

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

The iSaw

Man and woman knitting together.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

"Homey Claus!"