Nickname Crafters Pillows

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Blog Breakdown

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

The Remote Olympics

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Politics has divided everything."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Crocheting during lockdown

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Sheep Knitting.

Pandemic Orphans

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Web Stockings

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"Homey Claus!"

Annual sportknitting Derby

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

How to appear more interesting.

Man and woman knitting together.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,