Family Crafters Gifts

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Beyond Dante

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Making Christmas Decorations

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'

Painters

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"Homey Claus!"

Knitting

This streaming TV cooking series lets you watch a year's episodes all at once, or at any pace you like. It's "season to taste"!

Easter Eggs

Knitting On-Line

1001 Hairball Crafts

Cooking slow food is part of raising better children. Oh really? Like in the good old days when real food fed the body and the soul? Exactly! Back when everyone was as virtuous and honest as the food they ate? Umm�That would be back before children.

Origami hunter hunts origami duck.

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

Sheep knitting from other sheep's butt

Make up on daddy

"Why don't you get your colouring book and crayons out?"