Niche Sport Watcher Gifts

This is a show about archery enthusiasts. I hope we're not part of the target audience.

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

End of football season - UK

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Women's World Cup Final

World Cup breakfast.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'