Niche Sport Watcher Mugs

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Olympics create interest in curling.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Octopus in the bleachers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

End of football season - UK

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Women's World Cup Final

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.