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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

How Amazon was invented

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'You reek of crackers.'

Football heads...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

One of a kind.

The polar bear's vending machine.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"