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'He picked it, and ate it.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Emergency Phone.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

How Amazon was invented

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Where Deviled Eggs come from

High speed cinder block

Kissing the Fish

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Balloon dog poos.