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'He picked it, and ate it.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Money or your beard!"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

Emergency Phone.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'We have three minutes left.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

How Amazon was invented

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Balloon dog poos.