Nfl Scout Gifts

'The sad part is, the kid still doesn't get why his stock has plummeted...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Whatever works for you.

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

No Talent Agency

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Sign Him.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"That's my novel."

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Jealousy

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."