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'The sad part is, the kid still doesn't get why his stock has plummeted...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

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"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

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"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"That's my novel."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

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'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"