Sports Scene Scout Gifts

Main St Ottowa

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Ball and Chain

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"Er...Eric..."

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

RX baseball hat

Moses as a boy scout.

How wally got started in golf: catches golf bag while fishing.

Men working sign at golf hole

"Relax...junior was just working on his knot tying merit badge!"

'The sad part is, the kid still doesn't get why his stock has plummeted...'

Opticians.

"Now you're prepared."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

'A basketball scout wants to talk to the prisoner.'

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

Mr Putin made us an offer we could not refuse

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"I didn't know this is what 'be prepared' meant, did you?"

Man riding to Hampton Races

'Heads up!!'

'Oy! I saw that!'