Sports Screenager Gifts

Ball and Chain

"They grow up so fast."

The MBA Draft

The Googler

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I AM at my usual position."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

No Baseball

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

The Other Cooperstown

Currently Boston

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I love fast break business success."

Input From The Front Office

Internet Cafe.

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Technology and literature

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks