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Ball and Chain

"They grow up so fast."

The MBA Draft

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

No Baseball

Currently Boston

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"I love fast break business success."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Input From The Front Office

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Internet Cafe.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Technology and literature

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks