Screenager T-Shirts

Deadly Radon

"The new American get-together..."

Coffee then and coffee now.

"Textaholic please help"

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

"He said that since he's had a smart phone, he's lost the ability to watch anything on a big screen."

The modern family drifting apart...

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

Screen Addict

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

Obsession with new technologies

Screen Addict

Cellphone Heads

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

The Googler

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

100 best beheadings

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Internet Cafe.

Technology and literature

Men's Health Screenings.

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Computer spying.

Better Living Through Technology

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Boy at Computer.