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The Bookworm

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

This coffee can keep you up

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

Counting Sheep

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Candlestick at Night

Coffee then and coffee now.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Cellphone Heads

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

Screen Addict

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

Man asleep on train

Deadly Radon

"Textaholic please help"

Screen Addict

Obsession with new technologies

The modern family drifting apart...