Sleepy Screenager T-Shirts

Finger on the Z Key

The Bookworm

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

This coffee can keep you up

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

Coffee then and coffee now.

Candlestick at Night

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Cellphone Heads

Man asleep on train

Screen Addict

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Deadly Radon

Obsession with new technologies

Screen Addict

The modern family drifting apart...

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.