Sleepless Screen Watcher T-Shirts

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Finger on the Z Key

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

Mathematics.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Degas: l'iphone

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

Monk

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"They grow up so quickly."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"Why do you go to bed so late?"