Nfl Professional Gifts

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

Loyalty Award

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Work Life Balance

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Office of quality assurance"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'