Newsroom Dramatist Gifts

The Gutter Press.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

John Masefield.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Performance In The Bedroom

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

Euripides