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It's an Impeachment Inquiry

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Leaving cards.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

School of journalism and politics.

'Let him yell. I've brought him his Wall Street Journal every day for 6 years and hasn't given me one tip yet.'

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"For the latest in politics, I hand you over to Barb, who will mold your simpleton minds like clay. Barb?"

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'So, what are the terms of use?'

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Magazine covers.

"Read a little about it"

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

News - Panto stars to strike.

'A long-awaited government shake-up: A 'ditto-head' will replace a 'yes-man'...A 'croney' will replace an 'insider'...'

These remarks are completely off the record

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

The Sun: A History. . .

'Got any cud flavour?'

World exclusive!

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'