Information Sponge Pillows

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Stress while reading the news

'You'll be fine, Just limit yourself to two news apps a day,'

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

24-7 News Channel

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

The Sun: A History. . .

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

The Internet...

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

'Is the information fresh?'

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

47 Republican senators sent a letter to the government of Iran saying any agreement they reach with the president is worthless. Students in Oklahoma were caught cheerfully singing chants about lynching black people. Hillary Clinton used a private email address, and Kim Kardashian is blond now. I told you, constantly getting breaking news alerts on your phone would not end well. Jellyfish protein may help improve memory.

TV and boy

The Modern Headspace.

"Are those noodles?"

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"'Hold,' young lady, is for other people."

"Crap."

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