News Sponge Gifts

It's an Impeachment Inquiry

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Weditorials

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Leaving cards.

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

School of journalism and politics.

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Magazine covers.

'So, what are the terms of use?'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'A long-awaited government shake-up: A 'ditto-head' will replace a 'yes-man'...A 'croney' will replace an 'insider'...'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

News - Panto stars to strike.

These remarks are completely off the record

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"Read a little about it"

The Sun: A History. . .

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

World exclusive!

'Got any cud flavour?'