Knowledge Sponge Gifts

The Sun: A History. . .

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Before the Internet

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Blue Stockings

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Life after death"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Good Luck!

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Head full of Books.

Capital

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!