Knowledge Sponge Gifts

The Sun: A History. . .

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Before the Internet

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Life after death"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Good Luck!

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital

Head full of Books.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'Curiosity'