Newsagent Pillows

Leaving cards.

'He says you demolished his front door when you delivered the paper this morning.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

Boy Requesting Illustrated Newspaper with a Murder in it

'You didn't tip the paper boy.'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

'Do you have the time?'

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Old Scientist Magazine

Magazine covers.

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

Old Scientist.

Now - all newspapers on microfilm.

Just Came In To Flick Through The Magazine.

Christmas Magazines

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'There's the new 'Newspaper-boy''

Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win

'Lou's News Stand'

Weditorials

'Got any cud flavour?'

The Sun 'Place the nipple' competition

'A contact magazine-any contact magazine and hurry!'

Newspaper falls out of pile of junk leaflets.

"Did you tell them that the dog had died and that you will be fetching the papers in the future, dear?"

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

In a Perfect Universe

The Anti-Agent

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"