Pr Agent Pillows

"You're a little too niche."

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"National security adviser"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Target your customer.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'How fast can you hype?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'Get me public relations!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'This next part is important. Can you say, ‘putting people before profits' - three times fast - without laughing?'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'