News Headline Enthusiast Pillows

"£11,231,371! You know what this means - beggin' letters, con tricks, kidnap threats. . . We'll start with the letters, what's his address again?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Reporter #6: television.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Classic News.

Big Newspaper Delivery

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Myanmar coup

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

Charades