Headlines Enthusiast Pillows

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

Packaging Russian Dolls

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

JET (Part I)

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Charades