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"£11,231,371! You know what this means - beggin' letters, con tricks, kidnap threats. . . We'll start with the letters, what's his address again?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Meet the Enemy

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Classic News.

Myanmar coup

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

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