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Scientist seen on loch.

Oligarchy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Turkish Democracy

Man Reading Laptop.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Armageddon

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'What I have to do first?!'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Joe Biden

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Hang in There Democracy!

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Classic News.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'