News Absorber Gifts

Looking for a gift for the news absorber in your life? Celebrate their passion for staying informed with witty, themed gifts that capture their media obsession. Whether they’re a journalist, news junkie, or just love the buzz of current events, our collection offers humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints to match their interest. Let them show off their love for staying connected to the world’s stories with thoughtful, amusing items designed for true news lovers.

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"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.' mockup

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

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UK border controls relaxed.

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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America." mockup

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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Meet the Enemy

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Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like. mockup

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

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News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle mockup

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...." mockup

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

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Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service mockup

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

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Capital Tours

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"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!" mockup

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

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Reporter #6: television.

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"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end." mockup

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

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Idlib, Syria - The final stage

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Classic News.

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Big Newspaper Delivery

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'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.' mockup

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

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Charades

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As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy... mockup

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

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'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.'

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.' mockup

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

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Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!... mockup

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

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"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today." mockup

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

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"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio." mockup

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

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"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you." mockup

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

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CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

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News Absorber Gifts Collection

News Absorber Mugs

Explore our collection of news-themed mugs—ideal for keeping your favorite news junkie powered up and smiling at every coffee break.

News Absorber Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows featuring news-inspired designs—great for adding personality and comfort to any room.

News Absorber Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the world of news—ideal for decorating a media room or home office with a clever twist.

News Absorber T-Shirts

Check out our amusing t-shirts for news lovers—perfect for making a statement and keeping their obsession stylishly on display.