Information Absorber Gifts

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Bette Midler

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Mexican Serenade.

Hold on

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

First and last day as census taker...

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Elvis fans

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Reporters growing on a tree.

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Nutcracker

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Flower Duet

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Out of Order

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

Road block party sign.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Elvis lives! - 'Why most alien abductions go unreported.'

David Roy Eldridge

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'