Action Absorber Gifts

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Overjumpers

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Hugh fans!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Perils of the double play.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Skate or die."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Spiderman at the Improv

The Molsons. A stunt family.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No Action Comics

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'What movie do you want to see?'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Alice in Badassland

Bad News, Really Bad News, Horribly Bad News, Devastatingly Bad News and Apocalyptically Bad News.

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."