Action Absorber Prints

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Overjumpers

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Hugh fans!"

Perils of the double play.

"Skate or die."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No Action Comics

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

'What movie do you want to see?'

Alice in Badassland

Bad News, Really Bad News, Horribly Bad News, Devastatingly Bad News and Apocalyptically Bad News.

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."