Information Absorber Pillows

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

First and last day as census taker...

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Reporters growing on a tree.

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Flower Duet

Nutcracker

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Out of Order

Road block party sign.

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

David Roy Eldridge

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'