Newlyweds With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Just married.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

When Female Leopards Marry.

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Just married.

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"